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Say What?! LMFAO Thinks They Are Like Mike!?
Guess what LMFAO likes to do almost as much as they love "Party Rocking"! Answer: Brag about how awesome they are at party rocking!
After winning at the 2012 Billboard Music Awards, the oh-so-humble Skyblu [the dude pictured on the left, dressed like he just got back from Burning Man] talked backstage about LMFAO's greatness, saying, "We're like athletes. Some artists just stand and sing. We perform two hours per show and do two shows a day. So we're like Michael Jordan."
The only thing worse than this statement is being forced to sit through an entire two-hour set of LMFAO – sober. Uhh did you just say Michael Jordan? As in "His Airness"? As in the man who is arguably the greatest basketball player of all time, and whose career accomplishments include: five MVP awards, 10 All-NBA First Team designations, nine All-Defensive, fourteen NBA All-Star Game appearances, three All-Star Game MVP awards, ten scoring titles, six NBA Finals MVP awards, the 1988 NBA Defensive Player of the Year Award, holding the NBA record for highest career regular season scoring average, having the highest career playoff scoring average, being named the greatest North American athlete of the 20th century by ESPN, being named second on the Associated Press's list of athletes of the century – and selling an a$$-ton of shoes.
Just to be clear Skyblu, you are equating your career with that guy?! Because I know what you look like, so I knew you guys were idiots – but that statement is just awesomely moronic.
And another thing: as for dissing artists who just "stand there and sing"? Yeah, who needs the simplicity of someone like Adele when you have glitter, leopard print Zubaz and fanny packs to distract from mind-numbingly terrible music where every song sounds exactly the same!? (Don’t get me wrong I’ve drunkenly stumbled around to Party Rock many a time, but through the vodka haze I’m still aware that the music is just – not good.)
Also, I adore Skyblu made it a point to say that LMFAO does two shows a day. Really? Well not according to TicketMaster or your blog, you don’t! Looks like you got 4 to 5 shows a week coming up. Sorry to disappoint fratboys and chicks still in Ed Hardy paraphernalia – you can’t actually get a daily double dose of the Party Rockers in your town. Try not to cry.
FYI: If you were looking for Skyblu after his Billboard Music Awards interview, you probably couldn’t find him – because he rode away on his high horse.
Love and zebra-print Zubaz,